Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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