sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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