Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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