Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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