You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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