Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
two words: eviction party
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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