U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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