well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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