You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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