How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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