That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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