u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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