Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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