I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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