I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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