I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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