Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He shit in the fireplace
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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