I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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