We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Are my feet made of real feet?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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