So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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