Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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Have fun and good luck.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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