yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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