some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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