how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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