that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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