Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize