I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I skipped work to stalk him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
