im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't deserve a penis
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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