i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
