Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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