there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Panties = found
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