Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So much Jack, so little girl.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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