have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
