come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
