Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
so much tequila, so little girl.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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