She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The struggles of a small town man whore
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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