would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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