She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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