After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
vagina is talking i cant
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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