what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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