You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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