The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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