Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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