I'm really into asian looking animals
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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