I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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