if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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