just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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