im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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