Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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