the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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