apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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