Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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