Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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