It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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