I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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