This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
If that was your dad, he is hot
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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