Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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